Well, that’s a shocking statistic. I’m not being sarcastic. An “Intro to Chemistry” class at the high school level should be enough to drive that number down. What an remarkably high percentage.

Having graduated from an American high school, I can say it’s not that shocking. Why are American schools so shitty anyway? Maybe we could cure those ills if we could just get more Bible study up in there instead of all this math and science stuff. Kids want Numbers, not numbers!