First of all, you don’t snort crack. You smoke it. Second of all, Monsanto is unequivocally much worse than crack. For starters, way more people die from agricultural toxins than from crack. Second of all, the War on Drugs has killed and disenfranchised way, way more people than the drugs themselves, and Monsanto appears to be backing the War on Drugs! This is because Monsanto is a huge bunch of scumbags.

What’s more, the cocaine you get on the street may even be contaminated with glyphosate these days. I sincerely doubt snorting or smoking glyphosate is safe, so who knows what’s really behind all those deaths?

It’s easy to make strong scientific cases for the benefits of certain types of GMOs, but it’s impossible to mount a rational, ethical defense of Monsanto, because they are literally out there trying to kill us. All of this shit is a distraction tactic, and there really is no controversy when it comes to GMOs. Some GMOs are OK, but no corporations trying to murder us are OK.